Weeknotes 2024 W32: AI cult

August 5​–​11, 2024
1600 words

Quick bits:


It seems that with the start of my new job, gremlins are coming back:


Years ago, I had a dream in which I asked a certain celebrity about their work ethic, and they responded that they start each day by eating bananas for three hours straight.

That made me wake up in the middle of the night, say “what the fuck,” and promptly fall asleep again.

The next morning, I looked up, out of sheer curiosity, what would happen if you ate bananas in such massive quantities.1 There is a chance of mild hyperkalemia, which is mostly harmless — or at least, not something that can cause problems from eating bananas alone. Good to know.

I had entirely forgotten about this, until I checked out the Time Insights section of my new work calendar:

A screenshot of Google Calendar, showing a section labeled “Time Insights.” It says “Banana: 9 hr” and “Default: 13.8 hr.”

13.8 hours of “default” time. Okay. And… 9 hours of “banana” time?!

Is my employer forcing me me to eat bananas for 9 hours per week?!

Not to worry! As it turns out, “banana” is the name of the yellow-ish color I assigned to certain meetings, which happen to sum up to 9 hours per week.

Whew.


I continue to be surprised by how some people fundamentally misunderstand and grossly overestimate what “AI” is capable of.2

I had a discussion the other day with someone who believed that LLMs understand human emotion. (They absolutely do not.) This person suggested that screenwriting — or any form of fiction writing, for that matter — will become an obsolete profession, because “AI” will perform that task better than any human can.

I have witnessed the following scenario play out, over and over again:

  1. A person will make a ludicrous claim about how good “AI” is at a particular task (for example, screenwriting). This person will claim that, therefore, this task will be done pretty much exclusively by “AI” in the future.

  2. I will ask this person how much experience they have in doing this particular task (for example, screenwriting).

  3. This person will respond, without fail, that they have absolutely zero experience with such tasks.

You see the problem, right?

It is telling that these people, who so strongly praise “AI,” have barely created anything noteworthy with it in general — if anything at all.

If you were to argue with these people and state that “AI” is incapable of doing these tasks properly, they will, without fail, argue that it’s still the early days,3 and that even though humans are still needed right now, they will become obsolete in the future as everything will then be done much better with “AI.”

These people tend to usurp random conversations and pivot the topic to “AI.” There are, in my opinion, few things as frustrating as having a joyous conversation about art and creativity be interrupted by an AI-loving tech bro preaching their “AI” bullshit.

This is religious dogma. Not just blind belief, but reverence.

“AI” is a fucking cult.


I did some more behind-the-scenes tweaking of my web site, and removed Sass entirely. I’m now using plain old CSS.

I’ve had this on my to-do list for a long time. Modern CSS is quite powerful, and the only Sass feature I still used was concatenating multiple stylesheets into one (with @import).

With Sass gone, I can now use CSS cascade layers, which will make the CSS of my web site even cleaner. Cascade layers is a feature widely available in all modern browsers, so there is nothing holding me back anymore.


Some progress on writing, but with plenty of setbacks.

None of my active writing projects are working out. I am quite stuck with the stories I am working on at the moment. Is this writer’s block?

For now, I’m going with a new approach, which involves pumping out story ideas, filtering out the good ones, and refining the ones that remain. Very few remain, and even in the refining process I realize that many of them aren’t very good.

But I’m rather liking the idea of starting with a story premise, then designing potential characters around this premise, and finally letting the characters run with the premise so that I can see where they end up. We’ll see how that goes.

Also: this isn’t news, but my Alphabet Superset superset project is quite abandoned. I’m also aware that I haven’t published any new (short) stories in quite a while, but I hope that’ll change soon.


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  1. Provided that you managed to do so in the first place, that is. I imagine you’d get physically nauseous fairly quickly. ↩︎

  2. I wrote about my objections to “AI” previously in Week­notes 2024 W15: String of bad luck. And yes, I will keep putting “AI” in quotes for as long as it keeps lacking any form of intelligence whatsoever. See also: my Generative AI note. ↩︎

  3. When cryptocurrencies were all the rage, a common counter-argument from the crypto-bros was that it’s still the early days. History repeats itself, this time with “AI.” ↩︎

  4. Blake Crouch, Pines (London: Pan Books, 2023). ↩︎

  5. Dreams in the Witch House (Atom Brain Games, 2023), published by Bonus Stage Publishing. ↩︎

  6. H. P. Lovecraft, The Dreams in the Witch House, The Complete Tales of H. P. Lovecraft (2019). ↩︎

  7. Factorio (Wube Software, 2020), published by Wube Software. ↩︎

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